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The Woman
By Christian Baltazar
Contents
Chapter 1. 1
Chapter 2. 1
Chapter 3. 2




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Ch. 1 Ch.2 Ch.3

Chapter 1
Karaoke Night
It was Wednesday, my favorite day of the week. Why is it my favorite day of the week? Karaoke night, that’s why. There we were, me, Celine Dion, and Jackie Chan, singing “Like a Virgin” on my new $428 karaoke machine. “ Touched for the very first time…” sang Jackie. “Jackie?” said I, “ Can I be in the next Rush Hour film?” “ No! you are too fat!” replied Jackie. So I yelled, “I hate you! You’re so mean!” at the top of my lungs, louder than a whining child falling off of a cliff. “I’m still buff!” screamed Jackie. He then sprinted toward me and kicked my right bicep. “ Oh I see how it is..” I said. It hurt so bad, I had a bruise bluer than a smurf.


Chapter 2
The Stranger
So I ran away, far away, to the damp plains of Manila so no one in the world could see me cry my lonely tears. As my last tear fell to the dirt ground, I saw a mysterious woman across the street. She had long brown hair, that shined in the light,. She ran. I chased her, like Chester the Cheetah chased Cheetos. After running for over twenty minutes, I finally caught up to the woman. She stopped, turned around, and slowly walked towards me. She had the smoothest skin. Face to face, she gently carressed my cheek of brown. With her lucious lips, redder than a tomato, she then whispered in my ear, “ I love you..” I replied by saying, “ You smell good.”
Chapter 3
Eggs
The next morning, I woke up to the delicious smell of eggs. “How do you want your eggs?” said an angelic voice nearby. “Scrambled woman!” I yelled in a desperate tone. I then walked to the kitchen of my house and there she was, Megan Fox. As I sat down and ate the scrumpteous eggs that tasted marvellous, I then thought to myself, “Score…”